HAPPY BIRTHDAY YINGHUI! I gave the dumb dumb gumgum LOL HAHA.

And this funny thing keeps happening to me. Ok it's actually me lah, i keep doing this funny thing.

OK so it's like i will sleep then suddenly jerk awake cos i dreamt of myself falling/jumping. WEIRD RIGHT. It totally happened on the bus two days ago. It was so embarrassing cos i stamped my feet and my head totally flew up HAHA but i dont think anybody saw haha.

And it happened during History today!! LOL i was like sleeping then suddenly i woke up in the middle of the lesson. I felt quite ridiculous.

Zzzz blocks next week! Very very very scared/afraid that i'll screw it up :( Rawrrr. ESP HISTORY.

Short ans qns + SBQ + ESSAY in 45MIN?!

FORTY FIVE MINUTES LEH! You tell me enough anot. They say last year's history was the same... BUT I DONT THINK SO LO. I managed to finish last year's paper!

Im going to cry now :(

I've gotta DO History, read through Geog, revise my physics stuffs and do R&J timeline/flowchart thingo. All in this weekend. History's gotta come first, then LA and Geog and finally Physics. Mugggg.

My mum is like, "要考试 alrdy right,哎呀不用担心你okay的啦。"

... I know this is encouragement but im kinda feeling the stress. Blehhh.

Ok. Will wake up early tmr to MUG. From tmr morning onwards shall live, eat, breathe mugging. MUG MUG MUG.

因为。。。我是MUGGER. *dramatic music* *lightning* *倾盆大雨从天而降*

BWAHAHAHA.

NANYANG JUDO CDIV FINALS TMR! JIAYOU JUDOKAS. ESP SL, ML, PORTEAH AND YQ :D
If you want you can use wata wata (self-invented, it means to TICKLE! not bad eh), but you may risk getting SHIDO (hehe i know im pro la i also know randori, newaza, ippon, shiai, uchikomi, nagekuma :D Dk what it means though. Still, PRO!) soo you can try at your own risk :D Cos yknow if im the opponent i will probably SHRIEK and kick you REAL HARD and I WILL get the SHIDO! Smart ehhh. But thats cheating. Dont use it ahhh. No no no. Baaaad girl. LOL.

ANYWAY IM POSTING FOR THE JUDOKAS SO IM NOT EXACTLY GOING BACK ON MY WORD. Cos this is important! Yes.

Aiya since im posting might as well post something more proper right.

Like about how i just found out today i have 2 months overdued homework. Me and Rachel -,- Idk what will happen to us but if you are christian or any funny religion please help me pray to your respective gods/goddesses for both of our safety :D

Anyway im starting to like Mcritchie! Jogging is getting better, though im still really slow. Yay.

And i am so happy todayyyy :D Haha. I seriously cannot stop grinning lah zzz.

(envision the smileys to be SUPER BIG)
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

You get the drift.

SHITTTT I GOT NO MOOD TO STUDY!! ZZZZ.
I want fries/lemon sorbet/horlicks/ben&jerrys NOW.

I need to stop blogging! Ok i shall not blog until blocks are over okokok baibai people.

I WANT A WEBCAM! I WANT A WEBCAM! I WANT A WEBCAM!
I WANT A WEBCAM! I WANT A WEBCAM! I WANT A WEBCAM!
I WANT A WEBCAM! I WANT A WEBCAM! I WANT A WEBCAM!
I WANT A WEBCAM! I WANT A WEBCAM! I WANT A WEBCAM!
I WANT A WEBCAM! I WANT A WEBCAM! I WANT A WEBCAM!

Shall get one sooooon.

Whee, off to mug!

To-dos:
1) R&J essay (must do todayy D: )

cannot cannot cannot procrastinate. visualise FANTASTIC grades. rawrrrr
2) Physics: Force (newton thingo)
3) Physics: Work done (energy this and that)
4) History Japppp occupation (sux)
5) SIM AND CONG!!

My blogger is still not normal :(

Feeling absoluterly tired now. Trng in the morning, after that played some random game with the juniors which involved numbers and doing ridiculous stupid things eg. ball dancing, and talking to the sth xiu mei person outside the lobby for a while, haha so retarded right.

Then lunch at golden rooster@coro then Swirl for aiskrim (heehee) with Char Jingying Klara and Char Oh! Lemon sorbet is the love :D Island Creamery is definitely more worth it, in terms of the portions and all, but the lemon sorbet is a MUST TRY!! Horlicks was pretty good too. We were looking at mags, namely HERWORLD which had alot of *ahem* interesting information.

Warning: EXPLICIT CONTENT Like did you know that having sex can burn off calories?! There's the Tai-Chi style, burns off 200cal. And sit and spin, LOL. Ok IDK how those work (WOULD I?!) but LOL it's freaking retarded i didnt know they'd have this kind of info. But anyway it's for GROWN women A.N.W SO, yeah. LOL.

Crashed Rachel's house after that for Chem SIA :D Left our stains and went to camwhore and stalk random people. Pictures are all at Rachel's blog (duh where else AND RACHEL SIM IM BRINGING YOU HITS THANK ME THANK ME) and her mum gave us cake!! This is like the second time i went to her house, and last time she gave me cake too! RACHEL DOES YOUR HOUSE HAVE ALOT OF CAKE OR WHAT. Yep did our stuffs chop chop chop and went back at about 5? Was super tired by then, IDK why :( I felt like peeing really badly on my way back though. HAHAHAHAH.

SHOULD I DO MY R&J ESSAY TONIGHT AND MUG TMR?
OR SLACK OFF (since im sooooo tired) AND DO BOTH TMR? :D

The second one is ultimately more tempting BUT, urgh!!! I think i'll mug later or something.

RACHELTAY I WILL WORK HARD!! AND BE A SMARTY PARTY :D Woo not bad hor smarty party! Im regaining some of my smartness i lost... HAHAHA LOL

I have two pictures
1) Portia sniffing her detergent.
2) RachelS audi-ing

I LAZY. ALL AT RACHELS' BLOG :D

ZAIJIAN. WO YAO QU DU SHU LE :D (i know this is super wordy la i.d.c)

WLAO ytd we got back our math quiz.

Ms Teng: After marking the first quiz, i (sigh). After marking the second paper, i (sigh) again. Then i decided to mark some random scripts. Then i decided to stop marking.

DO YOU GET WHAT I MEAN NOW!

I GOT 9/20!!! RAWRR!!!! And only like 4 people got single digits :( Freaking pissed la! BUT since we did so badly it's not graded :D OMGG THANK GOD.

TO MAKE UP FOR IT, I WILL DO SIM AND CONG EXERCISES EVERYDAY!! Starting from today! IM SERIOUS! Cannot let my grades slipp~ zzz and i dont have a very good feeling about this term's blocks! Mugggg.

Ohhh and these days we've been eating prawn noodles with CHILI + tea egg! YUMMY X 99999 Please go try. Dont want tea egg also can. If you've not eaten the prawn noodles with the chili (not the sauce-y one), YOU'RE LOSING OUTTTTTT.


Oh and im like lazy to put the pictures. Aiya just needles. I had 3 in my left knee and 2 at my lower shin on my right leg. Then she proceeded to KNOCK my knee. KNOCK is really using this funny thing. Er. Ok think of a toothbrush... and replace the white soft bristles...

WITH METAL SPIKES!

Gosh and she used THAT to KNOCK my knee. Of course there was blood lah. But the pain was super tolerable. And she sucked the blood with this suction cup (?) Then when she let go i managed to see red bubbles. It's pretty cool la. Wanted to take a pic to gross you guys out but she said it was too scary/gory and i'd stop eating meat because i will be so scared -,- So too bad lo.


Chem quiz today was screwed too. Wtf la im screwing up so many graded shits. Up till now almost all my assignments are B-ish. Bleh. My mum is worried too :(

My catchphrase these days (ok not much of a CATCHPHRASE but):

我要发奋图强！

Ok people must 发奋图强 ah! LOLOLOLOLOL.


Rachel and I skipped dance today cos of our knees LOL we both went for acupuncture ytd. XX/Xueyin/Yiwen are CRAZILY FLEXIBLE. Omg contortionists la. Pro shit. My split max is like what, slightly more than 90degrees?

Malay was fun-ish too. LA was our final lit. circle, and Rachel had a very hard time cos we were very DISCUSS-Y and she was the summariser, soo... yeah LOL. Chinese we did SHIYONGWEN. Except that i got distracted halfway and folded my half completed shiyongwen into





LOL AND THE HANDPHONE GAME OBSESSION

SINLIE STILL PLAYING WHEN WE WERE TAKING OUR TEMPERATURE.


P!aTD is not EXACTLY disbanded la, er just like HALF the members left? Pretty much disbanded still but IDK cos Brendon Urie's still there hohoho but if their music SUCKS i think i'll just stick to the old P!aTD.

Hopelessly in love with P!ATD (idc if the '!' is not there alrdy, and that they've disbanded!!! D: ) Listening to A Fever You Can't Sweat Out. Yes it's 2006 i KNOW. It's fantastic! Love it alotttt.

Acupuncture with mum today at the Bradell place Mr.P recommended! Blog more later, or tmr. I've got pictures but she wouldnt let me take the one with the blood. She says it's very scary -,-

GOOD LUCK TO JUDOKAS GOING FOR TEAMS TOMORROW!!!
I know you guys have trained realll hard for this :D Fight it out and THROW AND SMASH YOUR OPPONENT DOWN!! AND CRACK EVERY SINGLE BONE IN THEIR BODIES!!! BWAHAHA!!! IPPON THEM, OR NEWAZA OR WATA WATA THEM! WHEE!!

Grr i cant make the words big!! Blogger's screweddd. But nvm. FEEL MY LOVE HAAHAHAH

LOL my sis said like this morning i suddenly sat up,

"FANGG (what i call her), WAKE UP!!"
"CALL MOTHER NOW. CALL MOTHER COME NOW"

I think i was having some bad dream :( Thank god i cant rmb it. Oh did i tell you i used to sleepwalk? Hahaha maybe im emotionally unsettled. Ahem.

Whoa ytd was THE QUIZ of the year! And it was a pop quiz (D:), on SIMILARITY AND CONGRUNECY (D: D:). And i happen to suck BIG TIME in it.

3 letters

C M I

Seriously i left a whole qn BLANK!! Think i lost about 6-7 marks alrdy? And i think the quiz is out of 20 :( I DONT WANT TO FAIL!

Yesterday was freaking productive i tell you, one chapter for Physics and 2 week's worth of remedial work. Today? Not so. I'm in loveeee with my new OLD songs now. P!ATD and FOB :D I chionged all my revision cos i THOUGHT blocks are next week. It's next NEXT week la. Whoo.

X-cty is cancelled :)

Anyway we made a card for Ms Tan but we couldnt give it to her personally! Dk where she went. Miss Lye's passing it to her. Whooo.

Ohhh and I THOUGHT OF A SUPER DUPER GENIUS PLAN FOR YOU GUYS TO USE YOUR HPS W/O GETTING CAUGHT!!

You put it into your empty tissue packet.

My phone fits PER-FECT-LY. And it's totally NOT obvious. Just try not to look TOO amused/engrossed in your phone, because however ingenious the plan may be, you still have to be DISCREET!!

Ok should i really have posted this up? :/

RAWRRR BE GLAD I SHARED!! YOU CAN TRY IT OUT :D Results (not) guaranteed :D

ANYWAY YOU SHOULDNT EVEN USE YOUR PHONES IN CLASS!!! HMPHHHH (LOL)

I hate it when people assume things about me. When i want to be recognised, i will do something that's worth recognising. I wont drop hints or try to MAKE other people do that, cos yknow, my self-esteem isnt THAT low. Your assumptions are starting to piss me off. I am NOT the kind of person, and you know i like to do things for FUN. I expected you to know better. We are good friends. But this is just foolish of me, nobody is perfect and no friendships are either. Im not the greatest friend on earth, so, who am i to comment?

Rawr, just some ramblings. Dont take it to heart.

Idk why the hell the map is taking so long to load, w/o the map i cant do my geog assignment. Just great.

Oh yayyy Joey sent me. Life's better.

Anyway i think i need to loosen up and stop being so sensitive. I also need to mug really hard so i wont screw my blocks up. I shall/must get an A1 for Physics, however not very possible it might be urghhh hohohoho. Think i was pretty ok at Physics last year? :( Aww.

Mcritchie today was really tiring, but that's cos of my poor stamina la. Was realllyyy slow. Need to go for more Mcritchie and the after-training feeling is just faaaan-tastic. Island Creamery after trng!

Going for acupuncture tbis thursday most probably with my mum! She needs to get needles jabbed into her elbow :( Haha me too. LOL i dont think it will hurt la. And my knee is wayyyy better than last time alrdy lo, i just cant squat fully which is pretty urghhh. I hope this time it works! Bwahaha the bright side~ *twinkle* Kay sorry heh, corny i know.

Gah!! Im totally not high now. Boringgg post. Shall be super guai and do my geog assignment.

Sorry YH, maybe i've read too much/too quick to retort? Sorry and i hope this wont affect our friendship! It's too trivial a matter, right? :/

OK i shall type this post without unknowingly offending people

Yesterday in point form!
- Got pissed off by a certain qualified teacher who didnt want to give me the mark. Hello! I had the point ok. If you want to penalise me for my sentence structure, fine. 2-1 = 1. Where's my 1 mark huh!! Did so badly ok, 41/60 T.T

- Went Causeway with JY! Got changed and walk around
- Racheltay came!! Miss her alottt. Ate at KFC
- HBP!! Which totally rocked. And was sandwiched between two crying girls, hahaha.
- JY left at dinner-ed at Pastamania with Rachel!
- Walked around more and her mum drove me back! :D

There! Shall do my mental illness research and be an investigator~ Then try to morph into a discussion director

I... slept my day away.
Good job.

"Like things that were lost could be found again. As we drove away, I always tried to imagine what it would be like to open your door to find something you had given up on. Maybe it had seen places you never had, been rerouted and passed through so many strange hands, but still somehow found its way back to you, all before the day even began"

Lock and Key - Sarah Dessen

I feel calm-ish now o.o

Maybe i found my inner peace O.O *meditates*

Today was super duper trupley boring zzzZZzz. Except the part when i half-screamed when Ms Teng walked in a gave her a shock :O Hehe. The reason why i screamed... shall remain a secret. Mmm mysterious bwahaha.

Haha and can you imagine HYM walked CHIONGED out when all Mrs Tan told us to do was pack our bags?! All of us were like ":O :O What is she doing?"

We have alot of homework these days meh? Hmm.

I feel productive-y. Should i start on my revision.. it's only 8.22pm.

Or should i use the computer o.o

HAHA im like in love with 'o.o'. I used to find it twit-ish but i find it very boggled-eye-ish. Heeeheehahahahoho.

Leaning tower of chin chow! Still got the funny stick poking out also.
AND YOU CAN SEE YVONNE HIDING!! LOLOLOL.

Today's school was booooooring :( Just when i finally decided decided to SERIOUSLY PAY FULL ATTENTION in history, she has to start on a new topic (NATIONALISM) and i totally catch no ball la!! Im so sad.

I went mad during Chem practical HAHA. Portia was asking me what was the colour of starch,

ME: (wiping the beaker with tissue) Tissue
Portia: HUH? Im asking you the colour of the starch!
ME: What!! I said tissue!! (when i really meant to say white)

ME: I smell enamel
Portia: WHAT?
ME: You cannot smell meh!!
Portia: Thats ETHANOL!!!!! Enamel's TEETH!!!

There were more la but i cannot remember. OHOH, yknow the MJ's Beat It vid. Damn funny.

He goes "beat it beat it beat it, *gasp gasp gasp gasp*"
AND THE VIDEO IS EPIC. He really GASP GASP GASP GASP!! I almost laughed please! And we were doing it in the lab HAHAHAHAHAHAHA we are such retards.

And Portia Liang Aijia i know this post is very *cough*detrimental*cough* to your very wonderful and UNtarnished *coughs more* reputation.

BUT TOO BAD!!! BWAHAHA!!

NO LANGARTS TOMORROW! Super happy. Lit circle on Wed which is super slack, STUPID test on Thursday, and ANOTHER Lit circle on Fri.

WS SC1 COMPLETELY DROVE ME MAD. And im still not done!! Shall sleep :D

WAN AN :D

Tissues i used yesterday. My nose was super duper runny can!! Now it looks pinched (?!) Anyway that's only like half the tissue i used, i used more at night. Super sian.

ANDDD
More than a week has passed since the 100m guy got a medal, AND I FINALLY ATE MY INSTANT NOODLES :D :D (yesterday)



LOL i know la why my noodles got nothing one. PERSONAL PREFERENCE :D I hate eggs/veggies/extra stuffs in my noodles, yuckkk. (Easier to cook also bwahaha)

Okay la lol i know im damn boliao. Blocks in 2 weeks~ Freakout.

MUST:
1) Pay attention in History
2) Revise History
3) Revise Physics (!!!!!!)
4) Do remedial h/w for maths, not that im in remedial but it's for revision :D MUST ALSO. Cos i totally forgot about quadratic graphs... -,- I even lost my bendy ruler!! Best.

Im freaking hungry now la :( RAN OUT OF GRANOLA BARS!!! SIAN MAX. I think im addicted lo. FREAKING NICE. I only have gummies/cuttlefish thingos/crackers/sponge biscuits/veryvery little chocolates.

OK MAYBE I'LL EAT THEM. HMM. Frigginnnnnn hungry

LASTLY.

MUST. GET. INTO. MUGGER. MODE.
TOMORROW!!! :D Yes i will i will i will.

Hehehe i want to ego

Mr Tan: Who can tell me the EXACT location of Singapore on the map...
*people start buzzing*

Mr Tan: (seeing everyone is unsure... i just know it) I will treat the person for lunch one whole week.
Portia: 1 degree North right...

Mr Tan: 5, 4, 3..

ME: 103?

Mr Tan: .. 2, 1. Too bad. You didnt raise up your hand.
ME: huh i was correct?!

Mr Tan: The answer is 1 degree North and 103 degree East/West (cant rmb)
ME: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IMMA GENIUS :D

HAHAHAHAHA OMGGGG i know la super bhb but i cannot stand it anymore!!

Actually i KINDA remembered. Hehe! OMGGGG the whole lesson i was feeling damn proud of myself.

OKAY EGO MOMENT OVER!


For PCCG today we had to do something about the working thingo. All the occupations i got were very technical-ish :( BORING. I want to be a dentist. Currently that is. Pays well and i only need a degree from NUS :D For now i just need to overcome the fear of bleeding gums and flesh. Ew.

And we are super money-minded. See the occupation, check the salary, if it's not very high eg. $3000> DONT NEED SEE ALRDY HAHA. LOL OK maybe not THAT extreme but yeah, and DONT you dare judge us >(

I only know i dont want to do office jobs, all the politics and boring-ness. I want science-y stuffs. Cos it's so much more interesting! Albeit gross, but hey i'll get over it sooner or later if i really really want to be a dentist. My previous ambition was to be a psycologist? But i figured i lacked tact and i may end up scolding the patient for being so bloody self-degrading or something of the sorts.

Heeheehahahoho. I remember when i was young my ambitions used to change FREQUENTLY.

When i was really really REALLY young, i liked to play with Barbie dolls, so i wanted to be a fashion designer, like go into designing. But i figured i didnt really like designing clothes cos

I SAW A FREAKING POLICE SHOW AND PAH!
I want to go into the forensics field!!! Like i will like omg they're damn pro!! How did they do this yabba dabba i wanna be as cool as them too blah blah SOLVING CRIMES, like DETECTIVES~ Ya ya ya, you get the drift.

How fickle. It always changes. Im pretty sure about dentist, but you never know. Heeheehahahoho.


Science was funny-ish. Ms Chen was giving out AS 1 la.. Then some people got full marks. Then RachelS was like

'Walao eh those muggers.'

I got 15 too :D Rachel went, "OH MY GOD IM SURROUNDED BY MUGGERS"

And Ms Chen (very timely) said, "Rachel... 15"

And RS went on about how smart she was!! (Not like i didnt la HAHA)


And i realised now we are used to eating full meals during recess and a snack for lunch. Must be because of the new recess times HAHA. Skipped dance cos of knee :( Im NOT being hypocritical or whatever, because i actually like the period! Just, couldnt risk it :/ I see alot of people giving me killer stares before they laid down to do their funny GOU BENG JIAOS. Hahah took some pictures too (and got more killer stares) they're with Rachel Sim!! See omg i provide her fantastic material :D

Actually im just lazy. Haha, but i have some pictures at the end of this post though. Whoo. (er actually i only have FIVE. Bleh. HAHAH)


Wlao and something super retard happened at Serene Centre!! Zzzz, dont feel like blogging it you can go RachelSim/JY's blog haha.

Then when me and Rachel were climbing the stairs of the overhead bridge, i couldnt go up too fast la so i was being a slowpoke...

... and from the corner of my eye an old auntie who must have been at least 5 times my age conveniently overtook me and reached the top first


!!!!
EMBARRASSING MUCH.

Imma healthy, strong (ahem), young teenager full of vitality, enthusiasm, energy! Shall live in denial and pretend the woman never existed. Yes.

Pictures


RachelS, I SERIOUSLY DK HOW SHE ACTUALLY 'KIAPPED' THE FAN!! She's just lucky!! Ok you're just LUCKY!!!!

Im quite pro too, hmm giving the fan THE FINGER. Gnd fan!!! Bwahaha

(MY HAND NICER RIGHT HAHAH)
(And much tanner than Rachel's!!)



ANOTHER PROFILE PICTURE WORTHY PIC!! Omfg ML!! The blue-y thingo is Portia's gay micky mouse highlighter! You can choose to ignore the pink highlighter in her hand though bleh i think it ruins the entire pic!! :(




I had a more spastic one!! But she deleted it by force! Whatever.

When we get hungry
that's Jingying's hand by the way)

So pissed off. I cant even do something so simple without injuring myself. I dont think i can stand waiting so long before i get to jump again, sucky. It's like you no longer have control over your body. Scary.

It'll be fine soon, i hope :)

Im so super addicted to Spotlight!! Love love love it. Especially when she goes ooh-hoo. Catchyyy. It's on repeat now :D And i finally found out what kinda of songs i like best. Songs with very distinct and catchy beats. I think, it can always change. I like The Fray currently too :D

School's been alright. No late nights cos of homework (yet) :D Similarity and congruency is driving me mad though. &*$%#$@#@ Focus!

Chinese was busy. We were busy counting how many ‘呢's our chinese teacher could say.

We got 153, in 35 min (!!!)

How the heck do people say so many ‘呢's!!! I think Jingying said that time she counted 281 -,-

Eating gummies now.

Friday tomorrow. Life's good :)

[edit]
OH BTW!! You know!! My name is on the list of FAILURES for NAPFA!!

WALAO!!

I SO DID NOT DO FIVE SITUPS OK!
How can anyone konk out after only 5 sit ups -,- I did like 10 times the amount pls. Crazy. Im not turning up for whatever retests.

I. DID. NOT. FAIL. NAPFA.
Screw the person who wrote it wrongly.

FIVE SIT UPS MY FOOT AH

Haha it's weird suddenly i have SO MANY friends who are fans of MJ on FB. I refuse to be a fan of him, ya ya ya ya i KNOW he is the KING OF POP and he is AMAZINGLY TALENTED. But i am superficial and shallow and i think his looks turn me off so i am NOT a fan.

I initially wrote a post talking about HYPOCRITICAL PEOPLE who's opinions TOALLY CHANGED after his DEATH, but for all i know ALOT of people may have been idolising him in secret so im gonna keep my big mouth shut.

But you CANNOT deny that SOME people are just pure hypocritical and they're just yknow, since everyone is going on about how great MJ is, why go against the norm?

My foot ah.

Anyway moving on to other things.

I became a LEMON ytd night -,- We are lemons, and we = Rachel, me, Portia. Er come to think of it we didnt ask for Portia's opinion but since she's so spastic alrdy (cos of ME!) i bet she wont mind :) Right Portia? You were the one who told us about the EVIL theory ok!! SUPER CUTE LA!!!!

SO, WE ARE THE ....
*drumroll*
BACKROW LEMONS
Haha dont WU HUI, we are NOT evil, yes most certainly not. We are the most angelic girls on earth. So angelic when you see us, you can almost, ALMOST see a HALO on top of our heads! Whoa! Magical hor! But it's true!! I checked the mirror and i saw. Im totally speaking the truth man. *cough cough cough*

And we got super high talking about lemons -,- WLAO IM LIKE MORE AND MORE RETARD!!!

AND I CALLED MYSELF A LEMON!!! *smacks forehead*

WALAO I REFERRED TO MYSELF AS AN INANIMATE OBJECT!

I must be losing my sanity... Dang, the stress is seriously getting to me.

OMMMMMM
(er im meditating :D heeheehahahoho)


Got lotsa food today :D I got Ben&Jerrys, gummies, random biscuits and granola bars! HAHA i took a bite out of Portia's lunch, which was a granola bar la, haha and got hooked! Hmm yum, but they only have 6 per box though. Omg they should put 15 or sth! And i suddenly felt like buying Teenage since i havent got them for really really really long, think last year? And guess what came along with it?



I may be HALF over BOF but i will definitely not say no to this. Bleh, i know the same old picture with the four of them! But still! WILL BE BETTER IF THEY ZOOMED IN MORE ON THE FACE :D


My favourite guy :D Im starting to UNlike him.. Because so many people like him now :( Hahaha.


Idk why it's vertical, but i just included this to have some Minho hahaha.


Kimbum's weird shoes -,- You cant really see the weirdness of it cos the image's unclickable... Heh.

HAHAA I GOT A CHINESE BOOK AND A FAKE CHICKEN SOUP!! WLAO I JUST FOUND OUT. FROM THE SCHOOLS LIBRARY LA. Hahaha so guai right. And agatha christie too. Im seriously too boliao alrdy.


BEHOLD THE CHEEMNESS OF IT!!! BWAHAHA!!


HAHA KAY IT'S ACTUALLY MAXIAOTIAO. Rachelsim read it in p4 -,- I REMEMBER THERE WAS ONCE. Hahah i told lin lao shi i like to read the books in this series. Then she,

"HUH!　马小跳好像有一点幼稚　leh!"

But it's funny what! Hahah, and the words are not very cheem too.

THE FAKE CHICKEN SOUP BOOK.

IS TASTE BERRIES!! No wonder when i started to read then like, wlao quite kanasai leh.. Cant believe i didnt realise.

PEOPLE, GET CHICKEN SOUP. TASTE BERRIES SUCKS.

That time during p6 Zheyuan had this book called the CHICKEN POOP. WTH RIGHT!!

Bleh. School starts tmr. My long weekend was totally not productive. Too much tv too little work. And i havent re-read Act 1 -,- SIANNN. Thank god we have no LA tmr.

And my horoscope says im still in the holiday mood and i still feel sluggish and am PRONE TO PROCRASTINATION. And i will pay dearly if i dont snap out of it quickly! Omg!! Means my grades will suffer la!! MUST "SNAP OUT OF IT"!! Oh the horror of failing.

Rachel Sim's idea of a COOL blog post:

"yo the shizzle the drizzle the gizzle"

XXXX yo yo XXXXX. moving on, huihong is a coolio girl yoyo

VERY COOL!!

Whoo. Went to the stadium with my dad and my sis this morning and trained :D My sister is so FAIL. We started jogging alrdy on our way there then i was going at like a pace my sis claimed was SO-DARN-SLOW so she chiong chiong chiong and the most expected thing happened.

She punctured la -,- Somemore say what, *pant pant* Im going to join father! Who was at the back, not because he's slow la. He started later and said he'd catch up soon. HAHA but he never did. Did fartlegs and almost died, YES only 7min blehh that's how unfit i am now. Yep did wednesday's trng. And there were like a lot of people jogging lo. Feel super duper truple weird to start striding out of nowhere but no choice. And start s.leg jumping too -,- HAHA after everything i started to play my phone games instead of cooling down. HEHE I KNOW RIGHT HAHA IDIOTTT.

Got this old man hor, super funny leh. He wore like a long-sleeved light blue shirt AND long pants and he walked around the stadium dk how many rounds. When i left he was still walking -,- Hah and i took a picture but dont think i'll upload HAHA.

Aiyo just think of somebody just walking walking walking. With totally NO purpose at all. Looking straight. WEIRD!

Anyway spent my afternoon watching MORE of unexpected access. I knowww haha tv overload WHATEVER. Hahah it's the geekish me :D OOH IM SO GEEK, but its true. I know when people say that they're geek they're NOT geek but for ME i AM geek you can ask my friendssss :D

HMMM OK. So there was the children one, checkpoint one (boring), shipyard one (EVEN MORE BORING) and the forensics one.

The children one was omg-ishhh. This first boy was super badly burnt ok, like 50% of his body. Then when they were changing the dressing he cry like some shit can. SUPER SAD OK HE'S LIKE, ONLY 4. And his flesh is all pinkish cos it's RAW and apparently for him it's very painful around the eyes. And he got no fingers!! It was burnt so badly it had to be amputated, it's just like, a stub? Poor thing :(

THEN THE SECOND ONE WAS GROSS.

GROSSS!!!

Ok this girl right, she got this premature fusing thing which i dont understand apparently her skull is too flat and her whole head is SQUASHED and she cannot breathe properly and there's NO SPACE for her brain to develop!! So they have to open up her head la.

AND THEY SHOWED THE PROCESS.
Whoa i tell you superrrrrrrr gross and DEFINITELY NOT FOR THE FAINT-HEARTED. They peeled off her scalp and took out a piece of her skull to like re-shape it. Urgh. Shant continue.

FORENSICS ONE WAS COOL TOO. VERY. Dk whether youtube have (doubt so) but if have MUST WATCH. The ship and checkpoint one dont need watch though, not interesting one.

Then (re)watched NATM, until we forgot that we actually planned to go out in the afternoon HAHA IM LIKE STAYING HOME THE WHOLE DAY.

BUT NVM I NEED TO READ MY R&J BYEBYE :D

Whoo just explored all the funny things in the mio tv thing. Got nothing la, only random movies and shows. The movies all boring shit pls.

BUT GOT ONE SHOW VERY INTERESTING!! The unexpected access! Just watched two episodes, the first is about like what they do in a funeral and the second is about slaughtering pigs.

The funeral one is grosser, cos they showed the embalming process. Actually to tell the truth i NEVER knew they had to do this kinda stuffs. Like yknow they have to take out all the blood and inject something called the Formalin to preserve the body? And they have to take out all the organs inside and wash them, then put them in a plastic bag and put it back into the stomach before finally stitching it up? It feels funny to have a plastic bag in your stomach huh. And i saw all the organs and everything, they just look like a mess of intestines, all clumped up, wet, gooey. And brain matter too. Bleh, and the insides were shown but not much detail, they just flashed the screen for awhile. It's freaking bloody la. And the embalmer stitched up the stomach until like super violent lo.

But then right, actually they're quite good alrdy cos it's like if nobody want to do then who do! You will also die right. They're super brave la.

The pig one is not very gross la, just feel abit sad for them hahaha. But im still gonna eat pork. Hah. I remember we asked Yuyen why she became a vegetarian, and she say is cos she watched some documentary about the slaughtering of animals for food,

THEN *POOF*! "I WANT TO BE VEGETARIAN!"
Hahaha i will NEVER do that, im too cruel, and selfish, cant live without meat. And there's something about eating plants will also kill animals so yeah.

That's all i've watched, haha going to continue later. Im mentally prepared for all the gory scenes man. Dk about my sister HAHA wlao if she cries or something i will get blamed ok! FOR SHOWING MY SIS THE SHOW. Hahaha so sad right. HAHAHA WHO TELL HER.

LOL ytd's AYG right, the 4x200m false started super many times then i think the china hjumper super sian ok! I think he waited for like 5min++ or most probably MORE. If is me i will CAN YOU STOP FALSE STARTING!! SO KANCHIONG SPIDER FOR WHAT!! I WANT TO JUMP LA.

Lol ok la i wont la. But wont sian meh. Maybe thats why he didnt clear 2.05...

HAHA i came across some vids on youtube a few nights ago, random people getting gored by some bulls. Aiya idk the name la, but is the got some guy wera until super gay carry this cloth shake here shake there then the bull comes charging towards him that one. Hahaha superrrr gross. Been watching alot of gross stuff haha.

GO LISTEN TO JUPITER RISING'S ELECTROPOP. Heard it from RachelS' blog IT'S SUPER NICE! :D

Pictures!!

AYG just now, er btw i was at home so i used my phone to take the pictures


SUPER CLOSE MAN, 0.02s man. LOL then the guy (who actually got second) was like screaming and cheering... He thought he got first, lol i was like wlao how come he's so sure!! Too bad i didnt see his reaction when he found out he got second HAHA should be quite interesting but quite sad la, lose by so little only. OHWELL, SILVER IS QUITE SHEN JING ALRDY.


Eh super cute right! And fast. Hahaha quote the commentator THE DETERMINATION ON HER FACE. LOL speaking of the commentator right, a few days ago he was actually talking about the weather. What justt now ABIT HUMID... COOL. BLAH BLAH. I swear i almost fell asleep ok!

But i shall forgive him because he is most probably old, if not middle-age, and he said his favourite event is highjump! :D And also cos i probably cant do the job as well as him, i think i will be like,

"OMG!!!! SHE'S LAGGING!!! OMG OMG GO JIAYOU!!! OMGGGG!!!"
"YEAHHH!!!! YES OMG SO PROO!!! CRAZY CRAZY!!"
"OMG HE'S SO SHUAIIIIIII. HEEHEEHAHAHAHOHOHO!!! HEEHEEEE!!"

Lol i think i'll be sacked. For not being GONG SI FEN MING and bursting the audience's eardrums. HAHA. Cannot control my emotions HAHA yeahh. And how to comment for throws lol dk a single shit about it o.o


LONG D-ERS ON NATIONAL TV! (or in my case, world wide web) SPOT YOURSELF.
Gladys' face super amusing. A mix of shock/incredulity/WTF-ness.
Or maybe her mouth just happened to be open, hmm.

OKKK NOW FOR SOME EYE CANDY!!

Omg this korean highjumper is super cute!! I saw him and i was like, K IM ROOTING FOR HIM!! Which is perfectly ok cos we have no SG hjumpers in that event.

SO. He's crazy ok!! I have good foretelling skills *ahem* He struggled at like 1.8m and i was like super nervous. He managed to clear it la, then they left highjump for SUPER LONG URGHHH. And i was like WONDER HOW THE KOREA GUY IS DOING!!

Then it was like super long then i thought he'd probably be out alrdy since he had so much difficulty clearing 1.8m, BUT HE WAS STILL THERE! Saw him attempting 2.02m, which is CRRRAZYYY. He got silver in the end! Wheee.


WHEN THEY WERE INRODUCING THE COMPETITORS. I was so OMG and quickly printed sreen haha no time grab my phone.

Didnt take pics of his jumps though, this is AFTER the whole thing, they like showed the medallists jumps. MY PHONE DECIDED TO DIE AT THIS CRUCIAL MOMENT. Thank god we can print screen.


2 METRES! Whoa his arch is :O And i think mr.p will like this jump cos his legs are CLOSEEEE TOGETHER. HAH! Can you imagine he was struggling with 1.8m! This is called determination! BWAHAHA.



Prize presentation, he looks emo-ishy. Maybe he didnt jump his best, HAIYA. Still shuai though. YAY! I thought he will konk out quite early but no haha. SILVER.

OH I FORGOT TO SAY HIS NAME.
IT'S KIM YEON JAE!

But sadly this fantasy is highly unrealistic SO my fangirling shall stop here :D

AND SG'S 100M SPRINTER GOT BRONZE. YAY! Whoo so hyped. Sad T&F's over alrdy. BUT THE MEDALLISTS ARE STILL PRO. Hahaha some events only have like TWO competitors, i also want to go! Throw the shot putt some 2 or 3 metres can get bronze alrdy. Can show off

EHHH I'M THE THIRD BEST SHOT PUTT-ER AMONGST ALL OF ASIAN'S YOUTHS!!! PRO NOT!!

Ok maybe i will just disgrace myself. LOL. Suan le. It'll be totally to undeserving of me anyway.

KK DONE WITH AYG, and KIM YEON JAE :(

HAHA SOME PICTURES FROM SCHOOL.


Portia asked me to take this for her -,- Apparently she was asking for her angel's malay textbook and her angel gave her TWO BARS OF CHOC as well. LOL. Win alrdy.


ORH HORR ML!! Using scissors to vandalise JY'S table!! Now i can use this photo to blackmail you! Bwahah!! Ok just joking. Ok actually she's just trying to scrape some random stuffs off but WHATEVER HAHA


THE COLOURS LOOK NICE RIGHT.
And you can see the price. It's *cough* $2.70. Not cheapskate ok! It's er, called saving money. They're cute anyway


RACHELSIM USING PHONE IN CLASS.
Ok i used my phone to take this too BUT im taking pictures and she's sms-ing! There's a very very very subtle difference :D


ML'S VERY CAN LAN PICTURE. Profile picture worthy!! ML COME YOU CAN KOPE. Or ask me for the more humongous version :D



SL AND ML. EMO PEOPLE. BE HAPPY OK :)
Lol actually i took this w/o them knowing haha. ML's is sepia-ish so it adds to the emo-ey feel HAHAHA LOLLLL. (act pro)

Omg super tired!! Uploaded from photobucket still must resize it using html. TEDIOUS/LABORIOUS/ARDUOUS (haha so -OUSy)

These days've been pretty slackish. Hahaha, and having alot of fun in class. Am addicted to this car racing game whooo. Rachelsim keeps saying that im seriously like a boy! :O IM NOTTTTT.

And i have a new resolution:
That is to eat more discreetly in class.
(and not open my mouth wide, tip my head back and pop two choco mints into my mouth when a teacher is walking by)

Heyyyyy guess whatttt WE GOT THREE WHOLES HOURS FROM FREE PERIOD!! (maybe it's 2h 50min but i cant be bothered to check)

BWAHAH!! Shuangness, Mrs koh is on LOA, Mr Chia didnt come and WHITESPACE! Hahaha and i actually did work! :D Drama stuffos and LA shit! Blahhh but for chinese they gave like TWO sets of TEN-PAGED notes!!

LIKE TWENTY PAGES OF CHINESE WORDS CLUTTERED TOGETHER :O
Still have to read and highlight ZHONG DIAN somemore, zzzz super sian la. And we got karmila! :(

Hahaha and were talking about ghost stories. LOL JY AND ML WERE F-R-E-A-K-E-D. Not very scary lo! Just think AIYA IT'S NOT TRUE!! I think im getting braver, i feel like watching more horror movies HAHA kinda addicted after drag me to hell.

Lol idk why some people dont like XX lo (namely JY ML and Portia) I like her posts!! Hahaha wtv la cant make people like her if everybody likes her then she cannot criticise people, then not nice already ok! KAYY was joking. Kinda. Ok maybe i am not. Up to you la HAHAHA

Watched AYG again!! Inez leong got bronze omgggg. Is like omg she's lagging then suddenly at the end after Jap and Korea she pops out and got third i was like OMG!!! Its like super inspiring, all the athletes who got medals. Melissa Wu, Sean Lim and Inez Leong hahahaha and they stood on the cake!! K i mean podium :) Think the 100m guy will also get lo, run like super fast, gooo SG!

HAHA YES PATRIOTIC! Whooo. Pro people :D

LOL I RMB YTD, got one guy started sprinting at like 500m? Like really sprinting like some crazy person, i was like wahhhh. But he punctured at the 600m and the rest overtook him haha quite amusing la. But 800m is like DIFFICULT lo. Idk like got alot of strategies and everything, haha i run 100m alrdy *pant pant pant* haha i only need to run SIX, think it will be 8 soon. Idk

Ok maybe not soon. Bleh :( Think it'll be quite awhile before jumping. And to think i was feeling fortunate cos i was not injured. THIS IS CALLED KARMA. It sucksss (being injured i mean).

HAPPIER THINGS.

You can er look above. Workload is amazingly light... HMM

BUT

Have 15 (poopoo) pages of chinese articles to read and highlight, ok, i will survive :D Tooodles.

Cant believe it has only been THREE days. Im like damn tired now.
Or maybe it's because i just took a nap? Hmm IT'S MY FIRST NAP OF THE YEAR :D LOL OK.
AYG today not as interesting haha, only got like 2 SG. Hahaha omg i saw this article they say the guy who was supposed to go for the 800m displayed H1N1 symptoms!! :O Hahaha haiya, maybe he could have qualified. And AYG is taking up alot of my time lo, but im not complaining~ Not alot of h/w anyway, shuangggg. Presenting tmr for Maths SIA OMGGG NERVOUS. Though im only like FLASHING HAHAHAHA (ON THE VISUALISER, THE POLYGON PICTURES -,-) and talking some crap at the back. BUT WE WILL DIE IF MS TENG ASKS HOW IS PICKS THEOREM DERIVED. Because we have no idea....

IT'S FREAKING DIFFICULT OK!!! And some websites stated that it is often BEYOND grasp of most high school students. Urgh!! We want to understand... we want so much to learn more and explore maths!! *crocodile tears*

LOOK
"However, this derivation is beyond the grasp of most high school students."

DARN IT!!
Tmr we shall be done with it, DONE WITH MATHS SIA!!! BYEBYE PICKO
It's just a funny way to calculate areas of polygons. Cut it up into squares and rectangles very tiring meh. Wlao eh, and we didnt know we could do funny stuffs. Sheryl's group did NRIC no.s haha quite interesting lo.

We have PE tmr! But i pulled my calf muscle leh D:
Wah i tell you how i pull my calf muscle. We were having dance then we stretch stretch stretch. Then i felt like touching my toes, then i could!!! COS YOU SEE NORMALLY I CANT DO IT (cos im crazily inflexible despite being a hjumper hahaha). Then i touch touch touch this morning i woke up my calf muscle was SUPERR pain then couldnt even walk properly. SIAN PLS. Im very prone to doing stupid things, of which are often beyond my limits (eg. touching my toes and going for longjump). Aurgh.

AND WHITESPACE!! WHOOO. Going to use it chiong my dramas, cant be bothered to homework at home la. AND MALAY. OMG OUR TEACHER IS KARMILLA!!! OMG I WANT CIKGU HANIM!!! OMG WTF LAAA. They got cikgu hanim the prev semester!! OMG UNFAIR *insert disgusting whinings* Poooo.

Still feeling very awake due to the nap just now. Hah.
LULLABY BABY BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH (idk the lyrics really)
K GO SLEEP LIAO BUAIZZZZZzzzzZZZZZZzz (hahahaha wo hen funny right :D LOLOLOL)